bring on the funny

hello all. i am super excited about this post. i had to hold back from posting it yesterday. i didnt want to overwhelm you all with the excitement of the Real World making its way into the district. 

by the way. Reese Witherspoon, Paul Rudd, and Owen Wilson are filming a movie this summer downtown and i think i would drop dead if i saw any one of them. especially Paul Rudd. ooohhh my love. :::sigh:::

ok onto the funny. which i seriously need some pick me ups now and then and these are hilarious, albeit DC specific i'm sure everyone can appreciate.

First! EavesdropDC much like Overheard NY. 

My FAV: 

In Forever 21 fitting room, at Pentagon City:

Teenage girl 1: Oh my god, I hate you, everything looks good on you.

Teenage girl 2: No, not really, I just get the right size.

Next! Spotted: DC Summer Interns.

so i never knew there was such a moderate hatred of dc interns. i'm super glad i interned in arlington and not on the hill where i would be ridiculed for my sense of fashion and preppy-ness.

My FAV (seriously, i cant believe this happened):

Traveling home one evening on Metro a notable news reporter was standing near me. As a courtesy, everyone was adhering to proper Metro conduct by leaving him alone and minding their own business. An intern was also standing near by and quite obviously staring at him. He noticed her and very politely said, "May I help you miss?" Her trance broken, she blushed and replied, "Oh no, I'm sorry, you just look a lot like my favorite reporter." He smiled and jokingly said, "Well is he at least handsome?" Her response was, "Well I think so, but my friends don't. And they all tell me he's gay anyway." He smirked and the conversation ended. Anderson Cooper left our train at the next stop. I thought the lady behind me was going to die laughing. The intern never figured it out.

Happy Friday Friends! xoxox